Known History Edit
- "Look what (insert name) did!" (insert name): "I didn't do that!" "Look what I framed (insert name) for doing."
- Acts entirely normal at his mundane job bagging at Publix.
- Is most definitely the One True God.
- Is actually the only sane person on the planet.
- Not only can he smell what the Rock is cooking, he patented the recipe and will licence it to you for the low low price of religious conversion.
- His eye may have once belonged to a mage professor named Moody, who ironically was quite mad.
- Has a particular fondness for "The Legend of Bagger Vance."
OOC Information Edit